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I'm Just Alice Bizarre
I'm Just Alice Bizarre

1. Push yourself to get up before the rest of the world — start with 7 a.m., then 6 a.m., then 5:30 a.m. Go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sunrise.

2. Push yourself to fall asleep earlier — start with 11 p.m., then 10 p.m., then 9 p.m. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. Erase processed food from your diet. Start with no candy, chips, cookies, then erase pasta, rice, cereal and then bread. Use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. Get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. Fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. Sit and eat while doing absolutely nothing else.

5. Stretch. Start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. Roll your head, stretch your fingers, stretch everything.

6. Buy a 1L water bottle. Start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. Buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. Write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. No detail is too small.

8. Strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear drawer into the washing machine. Put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash everything. Then make your bed in full.

9. Organize your room. Fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor and light a beautiful candle.

10. Have a luxurious shower with your favorite music playing. Wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. Lather your whole body in moisturizer, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs and the back of your neck.

11. Push yourself to go for a walk. Take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. Smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. Bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. Realize how much you can learn from your dog.

12. Message old friends with personal jokes. Reminisce. Suggest a movie or sushi date soon, even if you don’t usually follow through, push yourself to follow through.

14. Think long and hard about what interests you. Crime? Sex? Chinese folklore? Long-forgotten romance etiquette? Find a book about it and read it. There is a book about literally everything.

15. Become the person you would ideally fall in love with. Let cars merge into your lane when driving. Pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. Stick your tongue out at babies. Compliment people on their cute clothes. Challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for an entire day, then two, then a week. Walk with straight posture. Look people in the eye. Ask people about their story. Talk to acquaintances so you become friends.

16. Lie in the sunshine and daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t possible. Breathe in, breathe out. Open your eyes and take small steps to make it happen for you.

16 Steps to happiness  (via hondaredux)

i love this x

model: Alabama WorleyPhotography: Kitty KEMS PhotographyMUA: Alice Bizarre Make UpHair Styling: Lucy Jane PurringtonHair Colouring: Nia Griffiths

model: Alabama Worley
Photography: Kitty KEMS Photography
MUA: Alice Bizarre Make Up
Hair Styling: Lucy Jane Purrington
Hair Colouring: Nia Griffiths

what is your longest relationship, and are you single currently or with somebody
Anonymous

longest was about 2 years and im single x

When I told my friend I was dressing up for a meeting with a client… i dont think they expected to see me like this x

When I told my friend I was dressing up for a meeting with a client… i dont think they expected to see me like this x

syntheticdoll:

Me and Alice Bizarre Being Amazing. FUCK YOU ANONS

ahhhh i just found this again!!! i love this lady x

Model: Sebastyan SteerpikePhotographer: Kitty KEMS PhotographyMASK by Alice Bizarre Make Up
mollycaenwyn:

God damn I look good today hahaha

my twin is beautiful ^.^ xx 

mollycaenwyn:

God damn I look good today hahaha

my twin is beautiful ^.^ xx 

After getting a lady back badly damaged, I fixed her during work experience with Celtic Prop Hire this week! x

After getting a lady back badly damaged, I fixed her during work experience with Celtic Prop Hire this week! x

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

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Asking random series of questions to cure your boredom, love! -what's your favorite color? What age did you lose your virginity? Do you like giraffes? Do you know how beautiful you are? We're there ever times in your life you didn't believe in yourself? What cheers you up when you're sad? Would you ever get a tattoo on your boob? Would you ever get a genital piercing? Are you happy with your career? When did you last get a hug? How are you feeling?
  1. Purple
  2. 14
  3. They’re okayyy!
  4. Im  not beautiful but thank you!
  5. All the time!!!
  6. When Im sad? hmmm…. a cuppa tea and a horror
  7. on my boob? hmmm maybeee!
  8.  Nahhh
  9. I wish it was better but uni does stop alot i would want to do!
  10. Off my mum yesterday!
  11. Im feeling… okay, Im deffinatly not my best but i’ll get thre

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A tinyyyy clip of my Alice Bizarre Make Up show at The Forums Halloween ‘13 with We Are The OceanSee it at http://vimeo.com/89855909 x

A tinyyyy clip of my Alice Bizarre Make Up show at The Forums Halloween ‘13 with We Are The Ocean
See it at http://vimeo.com/89855909 x

Name your biggest movie villain crush?

Look what I found :D xx

Look what I found :D xx

with and without prosthetic pieces, a mess, their not even good and you look so scruffy
Anonymous

I am a scruff ball. Im.in a workshop half the time so foundation/heavy make up and neatness isnt at the top of my wears in there! But please show me your work, or at least something that would actually offend me rather than this obvious yet poor attempt x